Comebacks by the Ladies Of Saved By The Bell
Lisa Turtle:
“If you don’t get rid of Linda, I’m gonna throw her out the wind-a.”
“I’ll go with you when worms have ears.”
“I hope your dad had “dork” insurance.”
“Girl, if I were Leslie I woulda slapped you until my hand hurt, and then I woulda slapped you for making it hurt.”
“Can the sweet talk. You’re giving me a zit.”
“I’m going to tell you this as gently as I can - you’re going down the toilet.”
“You know, when I wanted to talk to you, I couldn’t. But now that I can? I don’t want to.”
Kelly Kapowski:
“Jessie, let’s go to the lost and found, because you’ve lost it.”
“She’s my friend… but not my best friend. Actually, I hardly even know her.”
“Wow, he used to be a jock, now he’s a joke!”
“You know, I’ve always defended you, but you really are a bozo.”
You sound like you’re on ‘Thirtysomething.’
“Yeah, we’ll I’m sorry I fell for a dishonest jerk like you. Good-bye!”
Jessie Spano:
“It’s more the Blonde and the Useless.”
“I think it’s reverse macho pigism and I don’t like it.”
“Here’s a dirty look just for being alive.”
“If any of you sweeties dares bid on my Slater I’ll hunt you down in the street like a rabid dog.”
“Your understanding of politics is limited to who won the election on ‘Sesame Street’.”
“You macho pig.”
“Quiet, little weird man!”
Slater: “Guys are great at math. It’s a shame you weren’t born one.”
Jessie: “Yeah, it’s a shame you weren’t born one either.”
ahahahahah my fave are lisa’s.
I love this show so much that I DVR it. That’s how much I love it. So I can watch 2 episodes a day.
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