Yes, Please.
Not too funny as a whole (though conceptually quite clever) but my girl Tess from college is a great Gail Simmons.
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After licking the bowl of the guacamole plate, we went out afterwards for a drink a Soho 108, which was a bleh bar but served its purpose. Great times, but call me Cinderella because I was like a pumpkin at midnight and needed some Special Forces to evacuate me.
It’s so much better to have a boyfriend in this situation because I can fall asleep in the 40 minute cab to uptown without being worried I’ve gotten into that cab in the Angelina Jolie/Denzel Washington movie. You know, the one where the serial killer is a cabbie?
That movie scared the bejesus out of all New Yorkers.
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The whole birthday crew. Notice all the girls are like “Let’s make this one for the mantle piece!” and the guys haven’t developed their “A camera is out? pose.” In time, gentlemen, in time.
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Joanna’s Birthday last night. As we were discussing last night at dinner, we’ve had some epic times celebrating her birthday. Her 21st was especially monumental. It ended at Dorrians for most of the crowd. My party ended with my father finding me on the upper east side at 9 am and bringing me home to the disapproval of my mother and my visiting aunt and grandmother.
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Always love their Christmas display, but Saks has a whole bunch of crapola in there right now.
2 days ago • 0 notesProductive Afternoon
I am a domestic goddess. I just made cookies.
Who said all I can make in the kitchen is a phone call for take out??
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